These are conversations that have left me laughing hysterically, unfortunately many of them are due to my "blondeness" if you will, but they are still funny.
Elise: Mel! Its Orian's belt not Obrian's belt!
Me: Fine. I'll just Obrian myself out of here. (me doing an Irish jig)
My Teacher: What does Utopia mean?
My classmate: Utah!!!
My Professor: What was the conversion rate in Brazil?
Me: Oh... like 1 kilo to 2 lbs, or 2 Reas to 1 dollar.
My Professor: No, no, like baptisms.
Me: ....oh.... right. (dang it!)
Me: I just fell outside! And don't worry, totally did a super model wave to everyone as I was down on the ground.
Elise: hahahaha... you are so funny.
..... 5 minutes later....
Elise: I just fell outside!
Me: Did you wave at everyone?
Sheralie: You are in timeout!
Laird: I am in control now!
Elise: So I have been feeling really sick lately..
Me: Maybe its because you have an Oregon bug...... because.. you totally live in... seattle?
.....a lot of laughing....
My professor: My wife has been married to 7 men?
me: really?
My professor: Yep. all me. I just keep changing!
Welcome to my life. Its a laugh.